Joker's Amusements

Located at:

Centreway shopping area, Ilford

Opened:

1988?

Closed:

1993

Original article hand written December 1999.

A big aspect that stood out about Joker’s Amusements was its somewhat unusual location. It was found off the main high street at the east most end of Ilford town centre. A small inconspicuous turning known as Centreway housed what I termed a ‘mini mall’ if that. A mere fraction the size of the modestly sizedIlford Exchange shopping centre which itself was a fraction the sizeof Lakeside mall, just to give you an indication of perspective here. Spread across two small horseshoe shaped floors were small shops and outlets selling anything from records to jeans and household goods. Tucked away in a corner of the first floor was Joker’s Amusements. Centreway could be accessed by the High Road, Ilford, or from a walkway on the first floor that connected it to the car park and streets to the rear of the High Road. There was a set of concrete stairway or a lift togo between its two floors.

My attention was originally drawn towards it from an old friend who had chanced across it on his travels possibly into the world of record collecting, the connection to this will became clearer later. I’m not sure when it opened but my first encounter with Joker’s was in late 1991 or early 1992 but according to conversations with my friend who discovered the place, he reckoned it opened in 1988. Maybe someone reading this might have a better idea, please share below if you do.

Street Fighter 2 Champion Edition upright arcade game cabinet in red, running the game
Street Fighter 2 Champion Edition in all its splendour, image credit: Pinterest

Anyhow, what was it like? Well, it was small but large enough to hold around twenty or so games or thereabouts. You have to remember this is the pre-dedicated cabinets games era. Most games were still displayed and playable on upright cabinets running off the JAMMA standard. Also, when I started visiting, the Street Fighter 2 craze was in full swing and here you could find several versions playable. This included the originalWorld Warrior, Champion Edition and Hyper fighting alongside the infamous pirated or black belt or rainbow editions of the game. If you were around back then, you will know exactly what I’m talking about. The bootlegged copies of Street Fighter 2 were identical up to the point of the playing mechanics which were enhanced in both fun and outrageous ways thereby altering, or rather skewing, the balance of the game in favour of some of the characters. These included the ability to change your character mid fight or throw projectile attacks in quick succession and in mid air.

The success of Street Fighter2 led to a plethora of imitators and pretenders to throne, some good, some not so. One of these was the almost as popular Mortal Kombat with its digitised graphics engine and over the top reliance on blood and gore which ensured it gained a cult following. However, the Fatal Fury series, like Street Fighter 2, applied traditional cartoon like graphics to produce a game with a respectable playability and game system that garnered a following of hard-core fighting game fanatics. Jokers featured Fatal Fury 2 on a Neo Geo six slot cabinet, a classic in itself as it could house up to six different titles. Sadly, all I can remember is Soccer Brawl, a game that I played quite a bit at the time.

SNK's Fatal Fury arcade artwork with Terry Bogard running in foreground with out stretched right fist and other game characters in the background
Fatal Fury 2 by SNK, beautiful arcade poster, image credit: Arcade Art Shop

Away from fighting games the arcade also showcased Sega’s legendary Outrun in a midi upright cabinet. Additionally, there was the rarely seen Willow from Capcom and that king of scrolling beat em ups that was Double Dragon. Unfortunately that’s all I can recall. I think there was a four-player game, possibly Hit the Ice, and a set of fruit machines but I’m not sure.

I visited frequently for about a year before it closed, I think at some point in 1993. There was a rumour that the owners had been trying to get official approval from the local council to continue their business at the location. This basically meant the arcade was in operation whilst legal wrangling continued in the background. I can only assume that the council must have decided against them being there and asked them to close. I don’t think it was a financial issue that lead to this. Strangely enough, Centreway is located adjacent to council buildings. Who knows, maybe a member of their staff walked in to see the place for themselves and frowned upon it disapprovingly. It that old story of arcades being bad place, and so one and so forth.

At the time this article originally was written in December 1999, Centreway was a derelict site, most of the shops were long gone with a lone store opening on the first floor. There was also a place called Music Power Records opposite Joker’s that was apparently run by an ex-Grange Hill actor, this is mentioned in a YouTube video on the Ilford Retro channel, which also shows a photo of the front of Centreway from 1997 with some of the shop signs on display.It was because of MusicPower that my friend discovered the arcade in the first place, being an avid record collector, he was visiting Music Power Records and spotted Joker’s opposite.

Exterior and front entrance to 'Music Power' record shop
Entrance to Music Power in the early 1990s, image credit: British Record Shop Archive

Jokers was still there but very much closed; a steel mesh covered the window frames with the windows smashed long ago. Even its name board is still above the unit, red and blue with gold lettering, a sad reminder of a nice little local gaming spot. As of 2020, the site was redeveloped long ago and there are apartments and tower blocks in and near Centreway.

UPDATE: March 2022

Centreway shopping mall was demolished in the early 2000s. Since then, a block of low rise flats occupy the space.